There has to be a reason
Madame Minette, the French cat, has just spent an unhappy day in prison and vehemently gives her views on this and on her approach to life. She does not mind suffering, but only when she can be seen as a heroine!
many hours in a prison cell!
Why it's quite disgusting quite appalling
And it's really so demeaning,
Every bit of me needs cleaning.
I have never felt so shabby
Like a common little tabby.
Don't ask me to face cockroaches and lice.
Don't ask me to lie on a cold prison floor.
But in the right cause I'll pay any price.
I'll give up a life, well I've given up four.
Oh don't you see, there has to be a reason.
Oh don't you see, a gesture must have meaning.
Oh don't you see, I need romance and danger
And that for me there is no other way.